Your telephone number is 1-800-222-FEAR 

Your coffee smells "FEAR"

The shampoo and conditioner you use are made by "FEAR"

You add "FEAR" to your cereal in the morning

At lunch you go to "FEAR" restaurant

Your favorite magazine is "FEAR"

The toilet paper you use is stamped with "FEAR"

When your wife asks, "what do you want for dinner?" you answer: "FEAR"

You fill your car with Leaded "FEAR"

You’ve erected a 20 Feet tall statue of "FEAR" in your front yard

You’re a lifetime member of the "FEAR" Club

Your keyboard has only 4 letters left: F E A R

You never miss any "FEAR" talk show

You name your newborn child "FEAR", after your pet

The city you live in and the street you’re on are called "FEAR"

You nominate "FEAR" for Nobel Peace Prize

Your e-mail password is "FEAR"

Your underwear is decorated with "FEAR"

Your default cable channel is "FEAR"

You're fond of "FEAR" perfume & deodorant

Your blood type is "FEAR"

Your middle name is "FEAR"

Your mother language is "FEAR"

Your color, religion, and national origin are "FEAR"